Wed Aug 07 2019
Fixed small bugs.
Million Onion Hotel is one of the most wonderfully bizarre and creative puzzle games I have ever played. It’s a 'bingo-based' action puzzler where you tap onions as they pop out of a 5x5 grid. It sounds simple, but the speed increases, and the surreal story involving a mysterious hotel and a space-faring romance unfolds in the background, making it a fever dream of a game.
The 'fever time' mechanic is pure dopamine, and the boss battles are genuinely challenging and weird. The pixel art is top-notch, and the sound design is incredibly catchy. It’s a game that rewards fast reflexes and pattern recognition while keeping you constantly surprised by its strange narrative beats. If you want something that breaks every mobile game cliché, this is it.
Unique 'Bingo' style action puzzle mechanics
Stunning and bizarre pixel-art style
Epic boss battles with strange creatures
Hidden story cards that reveal a deep, surreal narrative
Highly addictive 'Fever Time' gameplay
Incredible original soundtrack
Watch the 5x5 grid for onions, mushrooms, and other oddities. Tap them to turn the tile red. Complete a horizontal, vertical, or diagonal line to create a 'Bingo.' Creating multiple lines simultaneously triggers powerful bonuses and helps you advance toward the boss of the level.
Collecting enough lines fills the 'Fever' meter. When activated, the screen becomes a frenzy of high-point items. At the end of each stage, you must use your tapping skills to defeat a boss character before the time runs out. Each boss has a unique pattern you must learn to win.
one clue for success in the game, stay away from the red onions and the anchovies. I take a nap before I play it seems to help. Clue two, think things out, don't be so quick to make a move. My friend and I enjoyed pop corn yesterday. It helped with the headaches and hemroids we get when we play this game. Beautiful soundtrack to the game, but the app could use a little soul music in the background. The only flaw I can see in the game is the lack of brown onions and kale. Aside from those two flaws one terrific game that you will want to play over,and over and over again. I'm going to sweep the floor a get back to playing. One last thing. The real fun comes when you beat the game. I could tell you how but I don't want to ruin the gaming EXPERENCE for you. One clue , focus on the upper right hand part of the screen. Good luck gamers.
I would highly recommend this game to anyone looking for a charming click puzzle game with some humor sprinkled on top. After playing this I checked out some other main console games from Onion Games and it seems they make some really good titles! Highly recommend this game
There’s nothing like it in the App Store which is a real treat. Still getting the hang of it. Tapping with all kinds of subtle changes as you collect onions while trying to keep time from running out. Crazy story just adds to the charm. I’m pleasantly surprised. Can’t put it down.
Why am I tapping onions? Why did I witness this old man and younger woman begin to make love while soldiers sneak up on them? Is there a way you’re supposed to play this game other than spamming all over the screen? No idea. But this game isn’t plagued by ads and in-app purchases, so it’s better than 90% of the App Store.
Million Onion Hotel overflows with personality. It possesses in one pixel more heart and soul and simple, childlike joy than any game I’ve ever played on a phone. If you, like me, love to live and breathe, Million Onion Hotel is an essential purchase. And if you don’t, Million Onion Hotel will teach you how—a priceless gift, for only $3.99.
First it’s esoteric; then it’s frantic; then it’s strategic; then it demands you figure out every contour of the scoring system before you can finally drag some hope back into the world. Bleakly funny yet strangely moving, and winner of the Pulitzer Prize for best orgy scene on the App Store - pick them onions!!
Embark on an epic journey with your onion pals. The crazy storyline is one you’ll definitely see in your dreams and maybe even your nightmares. Drama, romance, sex, violence, this game has it all! Really great designs and non-stop action. My life would be complete with an Onion Plush!
I can’t give away too much, but the story and wonderful music is what kept me coming back.