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Million Onion Hotel

Action Puzzle Game

Ratings

Age

13+

Category

Puzzle

Languages

English

Million Onion Hotel is a feature-packed action puzzle game set in a mysterious hotel between two warring nations. Tap the onions appearing on the 5x5 grid to form lines (bingos) and earn points. But this isn't just any puzzle game—the more lines you clear, the more you uncover of the hotel's strange secrets, including a magical onion soup that has the power to change the world. Face off against giant bosses, collect hidden story cards, and aim for the high score in this vibrant, fast-paced, and utterly unique experience from Onion Games.

Dinsun Expert Review

Our Expert Score

91/100

Million Onion Hotel is one of the most wonderfully bizarre and creative puzzle games I have ever played. It’s a 'bingo-based' action puzzler where you tap onions as they pop out of a 5x5 grid. It sounds simple, but the speed increases, and the surreal story involving a mysterious hotel and a space-faring romance unfolds in the background, making it a fever dream of a game.

The 'fever time' mechanic is pure dopamine, and the boss battles are genuinely challenging and weird. The pixel art is top-notch, and the sound design is incredibly catchy. It’s a game that rewards fast reflexes and pattern recognition while keeping you constantly surprised by its strange narrative beats. If you want something that breaks every mobile game cliché, this is it.

Dinsun reviewed on: Wed Feb 25 2026

Features

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Unique 'Bingo' style action puzzle mechanics

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Stunning and bizarre pixel-art style

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Epic boss battles with strange creatures

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Hidden story cards that reveal a deep, surreal narrative

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Highly addictive 'Fever Time' gameplay

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Incredible original soundtrack

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Ratings & Reviews

Wonderful game that always plays better after doing dishes
Mon Nov 06 2017 Oinjjko

one clue for success in the game, stay away from the red onions and the anchovies. I take a nap before I play it seems to help. Clue two, think things out, don't be so quick to make a move. My friend and I enjoyed pop corn yesterday. It helped with the headaches and hemroids we get when we play this game. Beautiful soundtrack to the game, but the app could use a little soul music in the background. The only flaw I can see in the game is the lack of brown onions and kale. Aside from those two flaws one terrific game that you will want to play over,and over and over again. I'm going to sweep the floor a get back to playing. One last thing. The real fun comes when you beat the game. I could tell you how but I don't want to ruin the gaming EXPERENCE for you. One clue , focus on the upper right hand part of the screen. Good luck gamers.

An excellently charming mobile game
Fri May 14 2021 GM_Ninja4738

I would highly recommend this game to anyone looking for a charming click puzzle game with some humor sprinkled on top. After playing this I checked out some other main console games from Onion Games and it seems they make some really good titles! Highly recommend this game

Bizarre and incredibly fun
Thu Jun 02 2022 Crawdaddy357

There’s nothing like it in the App Store which is a real treat. Still getting the hang of it. Tapping with all kinds of subtle changes as you collect onions while trying to keep time from running out. Crazy story just adds to the charm. I’m pleasantly surprised. Can’t put it down.

*Pleasantly Confused*
Sun Dec 03 2017 Ayyds

Why am I tapping onions? Why did I witness this old man and younger woman begin to make love while soldiers sneak up on them? Is there a way you’re supposed to play this game other than spamming all over the screen? No idea. But this game isn’t plagued by ads and in-app purchases, so it’s better than 90% of the App Store.

Life-affirming fun
Thu Sep 15 2022 Brandon Corder

Million Onion Hotel overflows with personality. It possesses in one pixel more heart and soul and simple, childlike joy than any game I’ve ever played on a phone. If you, like me, love to live and breathe, Million Onion Hotel is an essential purchase. And if you don’t, Million Onion Hotel will teach you how—a priceless gift, for only $3.99.

L O V E A N D P E A C E
Sat Aug 24 2019 RennyDog

First it’s esoteric; then it’s frantic; then it’s strategic; then it demands you figure out every contour of the scoring system before you can finally drag some hope back into the world. Bleakly funny yet strangely moving, and winner of the Pulitzer Prize for best orgy scene on the App Store - pick them onions!!

Best Game Ever
Mon Apr 09 2018 ChrisGripp

Embark on an epic journey with your onion pals. The crazy storyline is one you’ll definitely see in your dreams and maybe even your nightmares. Drama, romance, sex, violence, this game has it all! Really great designs and non-stop action. My life would be complete with an Onion Plush!

One of the most surprising
Tue Aug 02 2022 Chewbarta

I can’t give away too much, but the story and wonderful music is what kept me coming back.

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