No Brakes Valet
a car parking extravaganza
Ratings
Age
4+
Category
Casual
Languages
English
Wed Jan 03 2018
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iPhone X support
No Brakes Valet is an arcade-style physics game where your only control is steering. As a valet at a luxury establishment, you must park incoming cars into designated spots. The catch? The accelerators are stuck and the brakes are non-existent. Battle comical physics, exploding scenery, and increasingly crowded lots. Play solo or challenge a friend in local same-device multiplayer to see who is the ultimate valet king.
Dinsun Expert Review
Our Expert Score
No Brakes Valet is the ultimate digital 'anti-simulator.' Instead of the precision and care of real-world valet parking, this game leans into the absolute chaos of high-speed parking with no way to slow down. The premise is simple: cars fly onto the screen and you have one shot to steer them into a spot before they crash into a wall or another vehicle. It’s hilarious, frustrating, and incredibly addictive.
The game thrives on its physics. Cars slide and drift with a comical weightlessness that makes every successful park feel like a miracle. The local multiplayer is where the game truly shines; competing with a friend on the same screen to see who can squeeze more cars into a crowded lot leads to genuine laughter and chaos. It’s a perfect example of a game that does one thing incredibly well without overcomplicating the experience. It’s 'dumb' fun in the best way possible.
Features
Hilarious physics-based driving
One-touch steering controls
Chaotic local 2-player multiplayer
Unlockable vehicle types
Tips & Walkthrough
Since you can't slow down, use the edges of the parking lot to bounce and scrub off speed. Aiming for a 'corner' of a parking stall can help wedge the car into place without it sliding out the other side.
Gameplays
In 2-player mode, you share the screen. Half the fun is trying to park your car while the other player accidentally (or intentionally) T-bones you, ruining your perfect score.
Screenshot
Q&A
No, the cars are randomized to keep the challenge unpredictable and fair for all players.
Ratings & Reviews
It’s my favorite action game on ios
Fri Mar 17 2023 RyuGyuThis is surprisingly the best. The driving and physics are fun and it’s kind of a puzzle game with the placement of different vehicle types.
Perfect driving game on AppStore
Sat Oct 27 2018 Pookie469totally worth the $2 cause you’ll be playing this game for a while. with a excellent 2 player mode and some Canadian flare this parking game is one to remember.
Still great!
Tue Oct 23 2018 Ninja Squirrel 1980Been playing this since it came out. Always makes me smile. ❤️
Awesome fun game
Sun Feb 04 2018 Rams 82This is a great game it cost 1.99 and it’s worth it there is three game types for parking cars you guys should get it
Tons of fun and brings a smile to my face
Fri Dec 20 2013 DraharadHaving a blast with this game. Controls are tough as nails initially, but you get the feel and wouldn't want them any other way. 2 player works with my iphone but haven't played against anyone yet, multiplayer would be great in the future. Only problem is that the game will freeze after a call comes in and you after delete and reinstall or restart phone.
One for the ages
Wed Aug 12 2015 fadookieThis is one of my favorite iOS games. Come for the hilarious car crash mayhem; stay for the zen mastery of singleplayer mode and the mindgames and skullduggery of 2p mode (best on iPad.) Well worth your money, I've been playing this for years and still haven't gotten tired of it.
Fun game but glitchy
Tue May 20 2014 LovindaleksI love this game so much and would definitely recommend it. But there are some problems. When you get a notification the screen will go black and you have to restart the game to play. And when you go to two player mode sometimes the turn buttons stick
Priceless
Wed Oct 21 2015 Bumper314Oh man, this game is ridiculous. It feels like a throwback to the games I used to play on the Palm or Pocket PC. Absolutely love it. However, I can't figure out how to get the level shown in the fourth screenshot.
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