Goat Simulator PAYDAY
Action
Ratings
Age
13+
Category
Action
Languages
English
Tue Mar 12 2024
Bug fixes and minor improvements
Goat Simulator Payday brings a criminal twist to the beloved physics sandbox franchise. Players form a crew consisting of a goat, a flying flamingo, a spitting camel, and a wheelchair-bound dolphin to complete 'Pranknet' jobs. The goal isn't stealth or strategy, but absolute maximum chaos. You can steal cars, rob banks, and use your ill-gotten gains to buy ridiculous masks. It retains the series' trademark hilarious bugs and unpredictable ragdoll physics.
Dinsun Expert Review
Our Expert Score
Goat Simulator Payday takes the intentionally broken physics sandbox of the original Goat Simulator and smashes it together with a bank heist theme. The result is absolute chaos in the best way possible. Controlling a goat, a flamingo, a camel, or a dolphin in a wheelchair to rob banks and steal cars is as ridiculous as it sounds.
The sheer amount of freedom to break things, discover bizarre Easter eggs, and completely derail the 'missions' is where the game shines. The controls are clunky, the physics are wild, and the glitches are left in on purpose—and that’s exactly why it works. It’s pure, mindless entertainment.
Features
Play as four completely different, ridiculous animals
Buy masks to hide your identity from the police
Steal and drive (poorly) various cars
Intentional, hilarious physics bugs
Tips & Walkthrough
Access the Pranknet terminals to receive bizarre heist missions. Don't worry about being stealthy—headbutt your way through doors and lick objects to drag them away.
Gameplays
Switch between your crew members on the fly to use their unique abilities, like the flamingo's flight or the camel's water-spitting power, to bypass obstacles.
Screenshot
Q&A
The developers intentionally leave in non-game-breaking bugs and physics glitches because they add to the comedic nature of the Goat Simulator series.
Ratings & Reviews
Great but I would like....
Thu Dec 27 2018 1935👨🏼✈️Ok. The game is really fun. I just would prefer..well...this is just me not a glitch or anything, I don’t like how the girls in the game look a little hippy. Yeah not a big problem. But, there is a problem with me switching characters, you see, when I was at this place that took FOREVER TO FIND I was a character that wasn’t able to do the job so as you can probably see I changed my character then I was teleported to the ZOO. That still happens and it is annoying, bothering. I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO FIX THAT. If that is only happening to my iPad I will tell you what kind it is, mine is a iPad mini 4. Thank you very much. There is also where i go dead (, I dropped to the ground in the game) and I can’t get up for probably about 5-4 minutes. And I try to technically everything. Sorry I keep going ON AND ON LIKE IT NEVER ENDS but please hold on this is the last thing you need to fix (well if you want the money) once and only once but still I don’t want to have the problem again, so, I was the drilling goat character and the game , or my iPad, would not let me change my character. That’s all. THANK YOU VERY MUCH IF YOU WERE LISTENING TO ME GRAON ABOUT THESE, WHAT I’M ASUMMING GLITCHES, I HOPE YOU WILL FIX THEM VERY MUCH***** BUT OVERALL THIS GAME IS AWSOME, AMAZING, SPECTACULAR, you get it***** oh wait one more thing I am so sorry if you are still reading this but SOMETIMES MY CHARACTER LOOKS WIERD, THE WIERD WAY IT’s COAT LOOKS DIFFERENT...NOW THIS TIME I AM TRULY DONE THANK YOU THANK YOU AND TTTTTHHHHAAAAANNNNNKKKKKK. YYYYYOOOOUUUUU FOR LISTENING TO ME BALBBERING ABOUT WHAT IS WRONG THANK YOU*********** BYE
Here are the 3 goats I want you to add
Mon Dec 21 2020 nickels55What’s the game with the cinema if you can’t watch the movie cuz the movie sounds really cool and I want you add a goat if you add the other thing I said. Please add one goat for watching the movie the goat is popcorn goat here’s what it looks like a goat with a bucket full of popcorn and if you tap POW the goat launches popcorn and when you land on the moon you astronaut and solar system goat astronaut goat looks like a goat astronaut and when you tap POW you go In this spaceship and takes you to mars and solar system goat and looks like a astronaut goat with eclipse glasses and you go in space and chose the planet you want to go to and explore the planets even their moons and the even the sun so please add it and if you don’t we will make you just cuz I want those goats so please add the goats and please read coffee stain publishing
To coffee stain
Thu Nov 04 2021 flimflam fan 229Hello coffee stain studios, I really like and enjoy this game along with all of your other goat simulator games with in the franchise. Oh and I like to inform you about the fact that your games bring me great joy, in fact I originally started off playing here first go to simulator game and then I got payday and then I eventually got the rest of them. I really like the fact that there are quests and things that you have to do, it really gives you a lot of freedom with what you can do it’s in the game and I really like the fact that you can sometimes be rewarded with different types of skins and or mutate or‘s once you’ve completed a certain quest or Objective. Into some random person who was either a looking for this game or be randomly found it I highly recommend it and all of its other sequels. I also like the fact that there is cash that you can use to buy stuff like masks and that’s really it. PS I’d also like more information on Goat Simulator seven. PPS I’d also like it if you make a website.
Pleaseeeeee
Sun Dec 02 2018 Finger licker 2000I love go to simulator I Saw other YouTubers play it on Safari but I was wondering if some of them were like my idea and I’ll tell you alllllllllll about it/ go simulator where’s my mommy the game where you find your mommy goat your goat Will get to be customize by you you have choices over a onesie a baby had or a pacifier or maybe just all of them if you’re a girl simulator fan only nothing will cost money 💰 💴 💸💵💷💳💶 and I mean nothing will cost any loot which means to get to save money the game is free it’s kid friendly and if you finish all three levels on the game you get to go on FreePlay and you get to be the mom dad or baby goat or maybe you have another choice you can go to the game Settings on your tab left and you have another choice either to be the mom on the first level or just be humans
Goat with a mask
Fri Jul 24 2020 BloodClan CatI’m a goat. I. Must. Wreck. Havoc. On. The. City. That is the summary of this game where you can be a Crook Goat. Make cable ties look useless, free the Godmother, get thrown in a prison hole, go on A Voyage De Las Lune, frame a random robber crew you hate, and make people look like they’re in collage. It’s all wrapped up in this game. You can be a robber goat (or some other animal that claims they’re a goat) and do all that and more. Way more. One thing I’d like to mention to all the GoatZ owners is, if you get this game and make the trashburgers, then feed them to people, then shrink their heads with the Voodoo Goat, they look hilarious. It’s so mean but I love doing that. If you figure out La Voyage De Las Lune (I will not spoil it), DO NOT PANIC AND MAKE A STUPID REVIEW AND DELETE. Just calmly leave the map or restart the game. You will be fine, people.
THANK YOU COFFEE STAIN!! But.. I found a bug
Fri Jul 27 2018 Dafox295This game is amazing, I love all the new goats and easter eggs in the game. I love everything about it, but..., there is an issue with the cops, I’ve figured out that the cops are supposed to take you to the police station and drop you in that hole with all the other prisoners, but usually the cop will try taking you there but get stuck behind a building or fire hydrant or something like that, and will end up endlessly keep holding on to you and never letting you go, and the npc thinks it’s running towards the prison, when it’s running into a wall or hydrant, then that results into you having to respawn or start the map over, witch is annoying. P.S. Coffee Stain please respond and/or please fix this bug in a future update
Amazing, but there needs to be more.
Wed May 13 2020 DGentryOne thing I would like would be a St. Patrick’s thing, since all the other goat simulators have holiday themed extra maps, I think it would fit here nicely. It doesn’t have to be St. Patrick’s day, but the only other thing that could be improved for all of these games, is that we need more goat types to cross over to other games. The handful we have right now is cool but it really feels like you could add more crossover goats. The gravity goat, which by the way is really cool, only appears in two games, The original, And MMO. I think it would be really cool to have an extra goat pack that would be unlocked with buying all games or something. That’s all I really have to say right now.
This weird thing happened
Sun Sep 11 2022 DoggieLover92312Something creepy happened to me in this game. I fed some npcs the trash burgs, and they started crumbling instead of getting fat.I hit one of the police and tried to feed it to him, but I missed and he didn’t even bother to snatch me, but ran back in his original spot. I fed him a burg, and he flipped over and turned see-through and I looked at his face and it looked weird. After that happened I hit the police and he started crumbling down and falling and I saw a person I fed it to walking down the street and it looked disgusting. I looked back at the police and he just stood there. Later I looked at the street and saw a car falling out the sky. I walked up the street and saw static on my screen and just exited the game and closed my tab. It was weird bro like when I saw that static I jumped back. Can you fix it please?
Some Youtube Videos found!
Goat Simulator PAYDAY - iOS / Android / Steam - Gameplay Video - YouTube
Goat Simulator: PAYDAY - Gameplay Walkthrough Part 4 (iOS, Android) - YouTube
Goat Simulator 3 - Multiverse (by Coffee Stain Publishing) IOS Gameplay Video (HD)
Goat Simulator Waste of Space (By Coffee Stain Studios) - iOS / Android - Gameplay Video
Goat Simulator PAYDAY - 4K Mobile iOS Android - iPhone Pro Max - YouTube
Goat Simulator PAYDAY Android / iOS Gameplay - YouTube
Goat Simulator Mobile Version Trailer - YouTube
Goat Simulator: PAYDAY - Gameplay Walkthrough Part 1 (iOS, Android) - YouTube
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Goat Simulator 3 is finally available on Android and iOSCoffee Stain Studios, the creative minds behind your favorite farm-animal-themed video games, has just unveiled Goat Simulator 3 on mobile.
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Goat Simulator 3 is finally available on Android and iOS Android Police
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