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Read before updating and remodeling (literally)

I always try to get all of the goats in goatz but it’s always impossible because most of them makes us survive for a few days and you know why it is impossible is because most of the time it crashes before I get in it or before I have any fun it is so frustrating so how about your people in coffee stain studios fix all this first fix the crash problem second remove the survival mode and tutorial and third add more goats such as A heaven goat we can give it wings and how about adding a new secret place and the secret place is.. do you know what I will just tell you a problem first, do you know that door on that mountain where one of the trophies are we can’t even open that door it is more frustrating than that sword in goat MMO so how about putting the secret place there and the secret place is called ......*drumroll* GOAT CLUB !!!!!!!!! Is where you can find lots of goats the number is eight and also there is framed pictures on the walls showing all of the goats from the Video game of all the goat games you madeJust pretend they are dead and not on PE mobile’s anymore and they were born on the same day you made goatz and died when you made goat simulator payday easy and simple also the room will be like a nice little living room also please remodel this game!!!!!!! And please remove the zombies Kansas game just be called Goatc The c stands for city

GoatZ

This is a very good game but it still has bugs, I have yet to get the sky goat because it always glitches before I can complete 10 quests. Can this please be fixed? I would like to get all of the goats.. I have all the goats but that one. I have all the others goat games in the series as well and got all the goats on those.. I have to say that this is the most challenging of the series and the glitch/ bug were it forces the game down and boots me out of it completely doesn’t help . I would just buy it but it doesn’t come as a purchasable goat.. that is my only complaint. I have a feeling it won’t be fixed and I can never get the sky goat. The device I’m playing on is brand new and up to date so it’s not my device. I would have gave it a 5 star if it wasn’t for that bug/glitch.

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Every time you try to survive for 5 days, when you are on the 3rd or 4th day it crashes, or it puts you back at the main menu. It makes me so angry 😡 that I want to smash the screen 📺 of my iPad. And you should at least be able to run when you go into the gates hat says “Goat simulator”, when you go into the Goat simulator gates the zombie 🧟‍♂️ just kills you and you can’t escape. It’s so boring, there’s no zombies 🧟‍♀️ on goat island 🌴 there’s just a big volcano 🌋 on goat island 🌴, and since there’s no zombies 🧟‍♂️ on goat island you either have to go back to the main city to get brains and food then go back or you have to bring zombies 🧟‍♀️ to goat island 🌴 and kill them to get brains 🧠 . I recommend that you should not get this game because you can’t do very much fun things, I keep yelling. So unless you don’t believe me or you don’t care about these things you should not get this game because it’s boring. And I have one question but it’s not a bad thing about this game for the creator: Why are the brains 🧠 green? Is it just a shadow on the brains, or are they green.

Good game, BUT PLEASE FIX THE CRASHING.

This game is really fun, and is worth the $5. I like the addition of crossover goats, and enjoy trying to survive. However, there is one MASSIVE problem. Crashing. I know Goat Sim. games are sorta famous for being buggy, and some of the bugs in these games are stupidly funny. But they shouldn’t ruin the game. Just today I playing on survival mode, and having a ton of fun. I was to about day 7 and had just unlocked one of the goats. I crafted a new weapon to go attack a zombie goat, and boom. The game froze for a few seconds and then crashed. All my progress and my unlocks? Gone. This bug has been in the game for over a year. In that year new updates and even whole Goat Sim. games have come out, yet this game-breaking issue has NOT been fixed.

Update 2.0.5

I have been playing goatZ on my iPhone for many years. I recently updated to the newest version. I do like the refreshed graphics. I do not like how the menu items were rearranged, they do not allow for quick access and navigation while playing the game. My biggest disappointment is the changes made to the prototype goat. This is the goat I used most often. With the current version, the prototype goat is weak like all of the other goats. I can no longer climb walls, I can no longer headbutt objects to knock them out of the way, I can no longer land from a drop without collapsing to the ground. Hopefully the developers will restore the prototype goat strengths and original features/abilities. If they do, I will begin playing the game again. For now I reverted back to an older version of GoatZ on my iPhone.

By Xavier Santiago

I have this game on my other tablet, but whenever I get spit goat, and I spit at zombies, it literally just kicks me out of the game😡 it is a very fun game, but on my other tablet, it just kicks me out and the glitch zombie goats that is green are so fast they can kill me in 10 seconds plus the spitting zombies have bags on their head like goat Island is not Halloween only trick or blet but the health kits help me get health coffee stand Studios made the game though and I have to head but the zombies three times and the green zombies eight times I want the old one but they always update it😡 but it’s really fun I have more goats I like the game though sometimes I do not get angry. Classic is better

Good but lots of glitches

When I play this game I usually Survive for 6 days but sometimes it logs me off of the and I lose progress I made I rate 4 of 5 stars I like that it’s different from the other goat simulators it’s not same old goat simulator you can even choose from doing a tutorial and do normal goat simulator but the coolest thing is there is survival mode on it I would like more goat simulator games I would also like for no zombies to spawn In the area with gates in the normal map and the gates to only allow you in no zombies in that area I would like the gates to scan you and open once you get inside the gates will close then you will have one safe place I think this the best goat simulator yet!

Read this before buying.

I’m sure you’re sick of reading my reviews if you’ve looked at all the other ones I posted on the other games, but people need to hear this story before downloading. I got the Sky Goat and I was really happy with myself, because I heard that it was very hard to get. The only goat I didn’t have was the Voodoo Goat at that time. The next day, I wanted to play as my Sky Goat in this game, so I opened it, and I found my progress erased. Just gone. I was pretty upset, I almost punched my iPad’s screen. I still have to give it credit though, because it’s a very interesting game. When my dad asked what I was playing, I told him it was a kids’ goat version of The Last Of Us (a very popular PlayStation game he plays). 3 stars for you.

Coffee Stain Studios, the creative minds behind your favorite farm-animal-themed video games, has just unveiled Goat Simulator 3 on mobile.

Android Police Mon Jun 02 2025

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PCGamesN Sat Dec 02 2023

Coffee Stain Publishing, Coffee Stain North and PLAION are excited to announce that Goat Simulator 3 has been released into the world.

WebWire Thu May 02 2024

Goat Simulator 3 will launch for PlayStation 5, Xbox Series, and PC via Epic Games Store on November 17, Coffee Stain Publishing and...

Gematsu Tue Jan 02 2024

Coffee Stain has confirmed the details of the Goat Simulator 3 Summer update, which is available right now for PC, PlayStation 5, and Xbox.

GodisaGeek.com Mon Dec 02 2024

Coffee Stain Studios made a big splash at Summer Game Fest with the reveal of "Goat Simulator 3." Revealed with a shot for shot remake of...

SVG Fri Feb 02 2024

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