Mon Mar 31 2025
-Fix cursor jumping on wildcards
-Fix chats names
Evil Apples: Funny as ____ is essentially the digital, portable version of the 'party game for horrible people' that we all know and love. It perfectly captures the irreverent, dark, and often absurd humor of its inspiration. With over 8,000 cards available, the variety is staggering, and I rarely saw the same card twice during my testing sessions.
The real strength lies in its multiplayer connectivity. Whether you're playing with friends via SMS or hopping into a 'Blitz' game with strangers, the UI is smooth and the chat feature keeps the social energy high. The addition of 'Wildcards'—where you can write your own custom answers—is where the game truly shines, allowing for hyper-local inside jokes that a pre-written card never could. It's a must-have for any social gathering or long-distance friend group looking for a laugh.
8,000+ Total Cards
GPS-based Local Play
Custom Wildcard Creation
In-game Social Chat
Fast-paced Blitz Mode
Pay attention to the Judge's personality. Some players prefer clever wordplay, while others always pick the most 'evil' or shocking card. Tailor your answers to their sense of humor.
Blitz Mode is a fast-paced version of the game where timers are shorter. It's perfect for a quick 5-minute session with strangers from around the world.
No, Evil Apples is rated 17+ for mature themes, profanity, and crude humor.
I’ve been enjoying this app for two days now, and I’ve seen two major issues with it. The first issue I’d address would be the fact that only one of the game modes, that being classic mode, is played by people online. There is little to no traffic in the other two game modes, and therefore there’s essentially only one type of game that anyone can play. I’d recommend adding more incentive to the other two game modes, such as larger reward pools for winning and perhaps even participation. The second issue I’d like to address is the online drop rate of players. I’ve only been able to finish a game averaging maybe 1 in 8 or 9 attempts. People will realize they’re losing and will drop out of the game. If you get to below 3 people then the game automatically closes out. This wouldn’t be to much of an issue, if we didn’t lose our in game premium currency. I hope that this is addressed in some way, whether it be a refund of our premium currency when a game is dropped, or a premium currency deduction from players who quit games. I realize that this has been a mostly negative plug at your product, but I would like to see it survive through these issues, and to do that they must be addressed. For people considering this app, I’ll say this: It’s fun with friends, and if you can find a group online that won’t quit on you, then you could easily spend an hour or two enjoying what this app has to offer.
The people who run this app are AMAZING. I’ve had this app for…3+ years? I stopped playing for a while and when I tried to log back in, I couldn’t get my account back. 11+ thousand coins, a bunch of cakes, all my decks. All that lost. I emailed them to see if they could help and not only did they respond relatively quickly, they managed to find my old account that was connected to my old phone number, they added my new current number so I could access my account. That took maybe two days? Freaking amazing. I was so happy, I mean the care they took to make sure I’d get my account back. That’s the kind of customer service that makes you stay. The app itself is great, I keep coming back bc it’s honestly a great game to play with friends, especially when your friends live far away or you’re trying your best to social distance. I’ve been recommending this game since the first time I started using this app, but now I have even more reasons to recommend this app. Definitely worth your time.
So I love this game. It’s fun to play every now and then, but the amount of cheaters on here is tremendous. There’s is no measure used to prevent in game boosting. Multiple times, I’ve been in games with people who are together, but both in the same online game. So what they can do is pick each other’s answers and one of them will almost always win the match because they always have at least one point a round. This is being highly exploited and I’m disappointed because when this does occur, I lose my in game currency and there’s no way I can get it back or leave. I’m guessing not everyone is quick or smart enough to catch it but it’s usually fairly obvious if you know what to look for. Basically if two people always pick each other’s answers, there’s a good chance it’s happening and to confirm your doubts, both people in the lobby usually have identical, if not near similar joining times since they started playing evil apples. I would like something to be put into place so that I can either get my in game currency back when this does occur, or somehow ban people next to each other from playing in the same lobby. I’d guess about 20% of players use this method to boost wins and coins, and it’s highly unfair to players who just want to jump in a quick game and play. I would really like an update doing something about this. Thank you for your time and keep on updating the game, I love it for the most part
The game is cool and all, BUT it does crash/freeze. Sometimes you will be “snoozed” if you take to long but you won’t know until your screen becomes unfrozen and decides it’s time to tell you. Lags a lot even when connected to WiFi. Disappointed with the issue of the crashing/freeze it really effects the game and all players. Sometimes you can be mid game and if you put out your card it will still run your time down and basically act like you did not put the card out (this is the freezing) then you get snoozed and are completely clueless as to how it even happened when you were actively participating. The decks are way to pricey and the default deck definitely get tiring seeing the same things over and over with the same questions or phrases as well. Overall I give it a 2 and 1/2 because it’s fun, just when the freezing happens it makes it frustrating. Don’t like how when you connect to Facebook it still doesn’t show your profile picture. You have to have a live picture in order for it to show as your profile photo. Should definitely allow people to choose from their Facebook albums or have different options as far as a profile picture goes. News flash: We link our Facebook profile for a reason 🙄
Update: might want to update the store it’s been like this forever but minor change for consistency: in the shop says get all the decks $1.99/mo over 6k cards and counting. Main page says get all the decks $3.99/mo over 8k cards and counting. It’s read like this for over 6mo. Head over to Decks tab and it says get ALL the decks $1.99/mo over 8k cards and counting. LOL 3 tabs 3 different data points. OBVIOUSLY the best deal is on the Decks tab (the way it reads anyway). By my math there are 90+ decks (that’s a BIG deck!) averaging 30 cards each? That’s 2700 cards so with any of the above offers you get cards you can’t buy in decks. Happy to email screenshots to a support email if it’s help just respond to this msg and I’ll follow up. STILL RELEVANT: It’s a great game, hilarious, in fact! I really wish we could view the cards in our decks when NOT playing. I want to show my friends but it’s hard if not in an active live play game and even then limited to what comes up. Anyway the game is great I love it but I’d love to just scroll through decks for a good laugh and to share some of the epic cards with friends on demand.
Let’s start with the good: almost everything. This game is a blast to play, and there are so many fantastic expansion decks to add to your arsenal. It’s definitely not a pay to win game either. The free version still gives the player plenty of chances to get ahead. Now, for my one major gripe… As many others have pointed out, there is a problem with many people quitting games prematurely. Bots help with allowing games to finish, but it’s certainly not as fun as playing a game with real people. Another thing I recently noticed is that people who snooze lose a point each time they do so. I thought I liked that idea, but I don’t believe it works as intended. Many people quit games when they feel they cannot win, and subtracting a point when they snooze increases the likelihood that they will abandon that game. While snoozing is bound to happen sometimes, I believe that accounts engaging in excessive snoozing should be penalized in a manner that extends beyond one game in order to truly deter people from quitting games when they are behind.
The game itself works great. No glitches that I’ve encountered in the 2+ months I’ve been playing it. If you pay the funds to get all decks forever, there is a huge variety of choices for countless hours of laughs! Everything about the game works as intended or better...except, the users. The games are 5 player games. There are plenty of people playing so getting a game started is very quick. Games on average last about 10 minutes. However in ALL the games I’ve played, I can’t think of one time it went from beginning to completion with all 5 players active. Every game 1-3 people will either “snooze” and stop playing cards, or disconnect entirely. There is no penalties for this so it’s rampant. Each round gets 60 seconds and the judging phase also 60 seconds. When people are snoozing, it will go through the ENTIRE 60 seconds, and that time adds up quick. They need to do something to dissuade people from that. If they could get that under control, it would be a 5 star game. I would play the basic version for a few days to see what I mean before deciding to spend any real cash.
I submitted a complaint about a player several weeks ago. This person was dropping racial slurs and all manner of other horrible things. It negatively affected the game and everyone ended up leaving. I’ve had this happen multiple times during my time playing. I actually use a photo of my cat for my picture because I imagine it would be worse if people actually could see what I look like. This most recent instance, I’d finally had enough and reported it. I waited an extended period of time for a reply from the customer service inbox and when I finally DID get a response? I was told some abuse was fine rather than asking for clarification. Basically the same reply you get on Facebook when anything horrible is reported. I take umbrage to being called racial slurs and seeing others being called them. I usually mute people who are just mildly annoying but telling me to mute someone over that? No. Deleting this. I go huge periods of time without playing because this keeps happening so at this point I’m ready to ditch this game. Way to give a hoot about your players. You jerks wouldn’t even have any revenue without us. Hope you’re happy. I, for one, will not be coming back after this.
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