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Very Tactical Ragdoll Battle

Accurate strategy battle

Ratings

Age

13+

Category

Strategy

Languages

English

Very Tactical Ragdoll Battle puts you in command of the world's most unstable army. Choose your units, place them strategically, and hit 'Play' to watch them wobble into combat. Featuring a realistic (and hilarious) physics engine, the outcome of every battle is unpredictable. Advance through a challenging campaign, unlock new eras of warriors, and experiment in the Sandbox mode to create the most chaotic fights imaginable.

Dinsun Expert Review

Our Expert Score

79/100

Very Tactical Ragdoll Battle is a hilarious and surprisingly deep physics simulator that feels like a spiritual successor to 'Totally Accurate Battle Simulator.' The core joy comes from the unpredictability of the ragdoll physics—watching a squad of clumsy knights stumble into a line of archers is consistently funny. However, beneath the comedy is a genuine tactical challenge; the unit balance is well-handled, and positioning matters more than you might think.

The game offers a massive variety of units, from prehistoric cavemen to futuristic laser-wielders, allowing for absurd 'what if' scenarios. As an expert in physics-based combat, I appreciated how environmental factors like hills and bridges genuinely affect the 'clumsiness' of the troops. The campaign mode provides a steady stream of puzzles that force you to rethink your troop composition. It’s a perfect mix of strategy, experimentation, and pure slapstick chaos.

Dinsun reviewed on: Fri Feb 27 2026

Features

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Hilarious Physics-Based Combat

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Huge Roster of Historic & Fantasy Units

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Creative Sandbox Mode

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Challenging Strategy Campaign

Tips & Walkthrough

Gameplays

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Q&A

While the game is primarily a manager, you can tap on a specific unit during battle to possess them and attack manually.

Ratings & Reviews

Best tabs ripoff I played
Sat Jul 29 2023 GK8888888

This is like tabs but even better seriously I was playing tabs on pc cinsce full release but I was sad because at this point they removed the chicken men and chicken men men from the game I liked the old units but here it had chicken men in it so I got happy and I got a lot of good nastalgia best game after tabs

BEST
Fri Feb 23 2024 ng bt truyện

you created must add some secrets unit so u guys can make it good pls make the secret unit hidden weapon when we find we will tap on it and collet the secret unit and also make a thing that we can play the unit that we play we click on.

Great game but 1 suggestion
Thu Jul 27 2023 Herald of Gondor

The game is great! It’s fun and a good time passer, but the only thing I would suggest is giving an option for bodies not to despawn. I understand it can possibly cause performance issues, but we really won’t have enough people down at one time to cause much error. Other than that the game is great with good factions

No adds please I die at the sight of those
Fri Jun 28 2024 The 9th hokage

The game is amazing I love it so much the battle and graphics are great but I think if adds could just be deleted from the game that would be great thank you.

Very great pls add option to make custom units
Sat Nov 16 2024 jsjsjdjdkdjmde

This game brought tabs with additional units tab never has, this game would also be very fun with option to make custom units. Thanks for making the game fun!

Idea for you
Fri Oct 11 2024 hdjehfhrueidfgdjkdufgfgteev

So this game is amazing but I think there should be secret units like one person said but my idea is to add a unit maker so I can make a new character that I can use and make it my own

Perfect but…
Thu Mar 28 2024 TEAMSONIC247

I don’t like the fact that I have to click to spawn/delete characters It makes me mis click and delete characters…but I still like the game

More
Mon Dec 25 2023 A1€B2£

I would like if you let players create their own thing, you need to make that update or else I am deleting it, and you need to have tornadoes and hurricanes and floods and tsunami and earthquakes in sinkholes and werewolves and I know you are a copycat, but worse than tabsTotally accurate battle simulator

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