Goat Simulator: Pocket Edition
Fulfil your dreams, be a goat!
Ratings
Age
13+
Category
Action
Languages
English
Fri Mar 27 2026
We improved the player experience and fixed bugs - but kept the fun ones!
Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! Gameplay-wise, it's all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff.
Dinsun Expert Review
Our Expert Score
Goat Simulator Pocket Edition is the purest form of digital chaos you can carry in your pocket. It’s a game that wears its bugs as a badge of honor, intentionally utilizing wonky physics to create hilarious, unpredictable moments. Playing as a goat tasked with nothing more than 'destruction' is strangely liberating.
The controls on mobile are surprisingly decent, though part of the fun is fighting against the physics engine as you headbutt a gas tank or lick a passing car to hitch a ride. It doesn't take itself seriously, and neither should you. It’s the perfect 'pick up and play' game for when you need a good laugh and want to see how many points you can get by causing a suburban apocalypse.
Features
You Can Be a Goat
Millions of Bugs (Intentionally Left In)
In-Game Physics that Spazz Out Constantly
Open World Exploration and Destructible Environments
Featured In
Upcoming Events
Tips & Walkthrough
Locate the hidden tower in the starting area. Entering the top room will crown you the King of all Goats, giving you a new model and the ability to summon 'peasant' goats from the sky.
Gameplays
Use the 'Lick' button to attach your tongue to objects or people. Combined with the ragdoll physics, this allows you to drag items into explosive hazards for maximum points.
Screenshot
Q&A
Absolutely not. It is a parody game designed for humor and chaotic physics-based fun.
Ratings & Reviews
Awesome game! A few ideas
Mon Apr 07 2025 Goat_Guy123Hi, I love the game! It’s the best! But a few things. For one, could you make the goat bucks ad(s) shorter? I don’t mind watching them for a few goat bucks, but they are a bit long. Also, the Challenges. After you complete them, you have to wait like 23 hours for new ones. Could you decrease that to around 2 or 3 hours? Another thing is that when you watch the ad to try a new map, during the trial while your playing, ad will randomly pop up. Please remove this as it is very annoying. I dont mind watching ads to try maps, but I don’t like that ads randomly pop up as your playing. One more thing is that if you get a goat in your trial, when the trial ends you lose it. Please remove this too. One more thing is the gift. I believe that it needs to be more randomized because I get 10x goat bucks like 3 times in a row and to be honest it is kind of annoying. Also, I have an idea for a new map. There could be an airport map, and you can blow up planes. There could also be more goats on this new map such as a pilot goat, and with the pilot goat you can take control of a plane or any object or NPC by pressing POW and fly it and crash it into the terminal and launch people insanely far. Another goat could be a flight attendant, and you can launch giant peanuts at people. There could be a way to start the planes and chuck people into the engines and shred them to pieces. There could also be a new event associated with this map. There could be a Fall/Autumn event on this map and you could unlock the Leafy Goat, which turns people and objects into piles of leaves by pressing POW. Just a few ideas!
SO DANG GOOD
Sat Oct 22 2022 Geeky Video DadThis game is one of my favorite casual plays that always just..work for me. I love just being bored and deciding “hey, let’s play goat sim”. The maps are so well done and so fun to play on and the selection of goats is actually really good for such a derpy game. The funny references in the game are great and the humor is perfect, totally my kind of laugh. It does have downsides though, and I’m glad to say there aren’t a ton. Unlike most games, this one lets you buy DLC through in-game currency which is really great. However the earning process is a bit tedious, though mostly reasonable in my opinion. Then there’s the game’s goat earning mechanics which on mobile, make it so easy to just earn goats that on other platforms, take more effort and more fun and elaborate challenge. Most of the earned goats are fine and really well done but some of them are easier than the first version which does tend to get disappointing when you don’t need to put effort into getting them. But again, most are great still. Then there’s the mobile graphics which don’t actually have settings. I want to be able to play the game with the original lighting and effects that it has on the other platforms but I..can’t change that. Which is a bit disappointing because they were great before. It’s not that big of a thing but I’d still like the graphical quality choice. Overall, great game! Would 100% recommend for people who like greatly random humor that actually makes sense too. Fun gameplay, great player selection, overall 4/5.
goat
Sat Sep 02 2023 fortnight songsThis isn’t the first time I’ve played goat simulator before. I had it on pc and still do but I wanted to see what the mobile version was like. I’m happy to say that this is great, I’ve been having a blast with it honestly. Me and my friend were just talking on discord and I had that stupid music playing and we were both laughing so much. Everything is pretty good I think, I’ve noticed somethings though that were removed/changed that I did like in the pc version. Like the alien spaceship, different goats in the fighting area, the pitching thing gone and not even the green house thing is there. I can’t forget about the robot in the create on the crane too or the anti gravity facility, that is just completely removed and replaced with a train thing. I’ll admit, pulling the lever to change the tracks to crash the train is pretty fun to do and awesome to look at. Personality I think the map has had a downgrade from the pc version. Almost forgot one thing, I really don’t like how the protester’s signs aren’t “No penis shaped foods.” instead it’s “No pointy shaped foods” or something like that. I haven’t gotten to unlock most of the maps, actually not even one of the maps because it is really hard to even get coins in this game. Not hard but it’s just such a grind, hopefully I’ll be able to unlock a lot of the maps soon but in the meantime I can’t really say much about the other ones. Even with those flaws, like I said I’ve been having a really fun time playing the game and I still love it a lot. Thank you devs for making it free. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
ITS AMAZING
Fri Sep 13 2024 Name tag 122Ok so wen I started playing a year ago I was like hey this is cool but now I can’t describe it it’s so good. The physics are so funny like sometimes you glitch wen you tap pow but wen you let go it sends you in the air. The characters in the game are so creative not to spoil or anything but they are so funny . There are special events in different times of year one you can get the funniest goats. There are so manny different worlds for all sorts of people. There’s scary, funny, roll play, adventure and more. I think it is kid friendly but just be careful like 4 is a little too young. Some of the characters have special abilities like flying or anti gravity. The humans are funny to, you can play around with them and the are really wonky and funny. Just saying wen you first start you only have one world but as you complete stuff and get money you can save it up and buy your favorite world. Some of them cost more then others though. The items are wonky to, wen you kick them they sometimes go flying. Sometimes wen you get worlds you get free goats to go with them. You can interact with almost anything in the game. You can also do daily challenges and get mystery boxes from the shop every 5 hours. Wen you do stuff you can do a lot like lick stuff and drag it around or rag doll. This game is amazing in all ways and plus it’s free
Bad choice, fine game
Mon May 02 2022 ufsd.eezI’ve been playing goat simulator for ages now and i’m sad to see it in such a state. When I opened the game I was greeted by the default map as the only available map unless I got these “goat coins” and honestly, about 1K of them per DLC is and isn’t worth it. First of all, you’re practically screaming at the player to spend money to buy at least one DLC, money that could very well just be used to buy the original game. Second of all, if you’re gonna make two goat simulators, make sure the one you actually have to pay for has some upgrades, such as the graphics PC has or something close to that. I miss the goat simulator that was there for you to have fun, now we just have the goat simulator that’s here for us to give it money until we get what we want. I feel like it’s absurd to make us pay for the same content we’ve had for free for years, and just the same content. You could’ve made something new or like I said earlier, upgraded your graphics or game mechanics. But none of that matters. If nothing changes, I at least hope the cooldown for things like tasks for coins gets reduced to a much needed 12 hours. The tasks are about the only entertainment in the game. Overall, if you don’t pay the absurd amount of money for a few goat coins, the game is severely boring with not nearly as much to do in the first map as the rest of the entire game. Please fix your game, watching your ads just to unlock another map is making me sick.
It’s pretty good
Wed Dec 14 2022 Goose GoobsThe game free and from what I can see so far all the DLCs and most goat mutations can be free and unlocked by either playing the game or watching adds to earn coins, if you want them without doing that you can just pay for them with real money if you have it. (Although when you buy the DLC games you pay for “Goat Bucks” to buy them and it’s a bit misleading considering the game has its own fake coins that you can earn in game and those Goat Bucks you have to spend real money to obtain but they are different currencies. I know other games do this too kinda but if I didn’t know any better I’d be so confused.) but it’s great that u can just basically get them for free. From playing the normal version on Xbox and playing it here I see some differences with the physics like the explosions aren’t as extreme and some things look abit off but it’s a mobile version so I’m sure it’s just to make it run easy and it’s still pretty fun. I might be wrong but from what I see there’s more goats I can unlock and more fun surprises in the game than in the Xbox version. It does get a bit annoying that every time the game gives you those coins it asks you to do a review, it feels like giving a kid a handful of candy and then asking them if you’re their favorite person.
Gets boring after a while
Tue Feb 28 2023 FUNNYBUDDYGOOFYGUYI downloaded this game about a year ago and I was addicted to it and loved it. But now things just seem boring because there’s no new updates and so some other reasons here is why 1. Like I said in the title no new updates there’s no new maps nothing really nothing else They have added some new goats which I do appreciate but still please add a new map I get it good simulator three just came out but still please.2. What is the point or story of this game? First of all the only thing you do in the game is kill people and destroy things which can be funny in the beginning but like I said when it gets boring after a long time of playing, it kind of seems sad in a little upsetting to seeing people dying and buildings getting exploded by goats. 3. I feel like this is a money grabbing game because when I first download it, it said rate us and pay for more goats in for the doctor goat. I said no and then they gave me three more notifications and I was so and I was a little upset after another little while playing it I got another notification saying rate us can you please stop with the notifications.4. Finally, why are the maps so expensive every literally every single map cost of like 1000 goat bucks and even the little school which is cost around 875 which is not worth buying don’t waste your money on these goat bucks and just do and don’t and don’t even think it’s worth it it’s stupid. There are a lot of annoying problems with this game but the reason why I’m waiting at 3 stars is because it is a fun and hilarious game but please add some more updates.
«Post-Update account issues»
Sun Feb 22 2026 Alex_SpyDear North Coffee Stain Publishing! I got issues after your «pay to play» DLC update with my Apple linked Goat Simulator account. It was on last week’s Tuesday. I wanted to get back to this beautiful game, but I couldn’t play it normally, strange things began at very zoomed preview, after moment with clock my screen got black and the game crashed out, I tried many times, and when I delete and reinstalled game I tried to get my old account back (before this incident i removed and reinstalled this game many times and always my apple account could connect), but after pause with black screen game crashed out, and it repeated many times when i opened the game with “connected” account, and I think it’s because of desinchronization of my “bought for free” DLC’s. I hope that you will fix game, because after reinstalling my game works normally in “guest” mode, but without my past progress. I understand that you need moneys for new games releases (including moneys from DLC sales), but I hope you will fix this game critical (including apple linked accounts issues) bugs and return free Goat Simulator: PE DLC’s, because them were a big reason to play this very good and vibeful game… With best wishes, Your game regular client, Alex
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